I PLAY HOCKEY I WILL BREAK YOUR FACE

Yeah! look at me go, side to side protecting my little goalie space. Yeah! This is my space you can’t come in with your little black puck. Yeah! I drink up my spirits, it gives me fortitude, yeah that’s it, calm, I’m calm look at me the hockey player, I am calm here in my little net waiting for you. Bring your puck. Come on down. I play hockey I will break your face.

I don’t know?

Do we bash people across the face with the hockey stick?

Wait!  Did they tell me in hockey the stick is on the ice?

No I did not drink too much liquor  did I?  No this is not so.

He, he it’s just a game a sport I play hockey I will break your face!

My father was beat to death by the biker gang he was in so . . . It’s your face not mine.

Amazing what goes through a drunken mind.

I’m just saying.

 

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