“Hey grandpa I wrote a story about you can I sell it?”
Why you little dickens why would you do that?
“Money grandpa, my teacher said I should write a story about you and sell it.”
There is no story about me!
“Yes grandpa, all the stories you tell me.”
Yeah well those there stories, are me and you kid, secret quite between grandpas and grandkid only. Them’s stories nobody will believe.
- Now you’re screwing with me kid.
- And now you’re laughing like a retard kid, looking at a comic up-side down.
- Oh sure laugh you’re head off.
“No grandpa I’m laughing because of your face.”
Really kid? Just tell me why so happy.
“The name of my story is GRANDPAS AND GRANDKIDS.”
Yeah okay then, laugh and slob yourself all over the place. How is that even funny?
“Grandpa, grandpa. You’re going to love this. Only grandpas and grandkids can buy it.”
There’s more than two out there you know.
“So grandpa you’re the best. People are going to love this, I know it.”
How do you know it.
“Because I love this story grandpa.”
Yeah well, hey wait there, come back.
“Okay in a minute Grandpa. I need to press send.”
WELL WHAT IS IT?
“GRANDPA. IT’S OKAY.” Yup, laughing trust me.
“Well grandpa the story is not about you? Really. Now come on grandpa, it’s a story you told me about your great-grandfather or grandfather. What ever grandpa it’s not about you. Trust me. I wouldn’t tell on you.”
- What do you mean!
- And what are you laughing at now?
- There is nothing to tell on me.
“‘Grandpa, I’m not laughing at you. It’s your face.”
Yeah here we go again. Your acting like a kid…”Grandpa I am a kid. 11 get it I don’t know how many times I tell you I had my birthday and you still don’t get it.”
Yeah? You’ll get it if you push send.
“Grandpa, I already sent it down stairs, well coming up the stairs, you saw me with my iPhone. Grandpa don’t look that way, you are going to make me laugh.”
Yeah well that’s a little to late to eh.
Hey yeah dumb kid, you don’t have a copy, soo it does not matter to me what you sent.
“Oh grandpa as if I need a copy…you told me the story over a hundred times, I’m sure I pretty much know it by heart now. Besides, never mind now grandpa, I sent it.”
Yeah well you got chores and home-work so get at’er.